Farmer’s 12 Days of Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
A DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Eight Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Eleven Wrangler jeans, ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Twelve rolls of twine, eleven Wrangler jeans, ten pounds of seed, nine Smart Wool socks, eight tractor parts, seven fuel filters, six cans of Red Bull, five-dollar corn, four skinny duals, three Yeti coolers, two fixed-wing drones and a DeWalt cordless cartridge grease gun.
What else is on your list? 
Erica Louder is a freelance writer based in Idaho.
PHOTO: Illustration by Kristen Phillips.
